I've got a Cowards' Link for Ya'll...
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...and this one's way out there in the best way. Fittingly titled, Walking the line of Perdition, the website it's located at is here: http://hardyboyz-r-us.livejournal.com/33675.html Trust me and go read...except for Karei. You will not like this J2, sweets, so stay away. It's called 'Like They Do it on the Discovery Channel' and if anyone can create a working diagram of the final line, please e it to Drake or me.

Enjoy!

Everything I am in the Open Part B Light NC17
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Title: Everything I Am in the Open (Future Fantasy Jared/Jensen)

Author: dontmembersam

Rating: Umm…not quite graphic enough for NC-17 so…hard R for a bit of unusual

bloodplay

Pairing: Jensen/Jared

Warnings: RPS Fantasy equals no spoilers.

Disclaimer: I’m fairly certain the men have never been together this way (seeing as how

I’m pretty sure Jensen is human) and if they were I, for one, am

making no profit from it. Neither do I own any rights to the actors, nor am I

reaping any benefits from this story aside from the pretty pictures in my

head. I think that covers everything.

Words: 5,580 total


This was written for the 100 Days of Summer and it’s the first thing longer than 200 words I’ve written since I made it out of the hospital so please forgive if I’m a little rough still, but deadlines must be met.


Little Extra Warning: I know I’m making the cardinal mistake of referring to past events that don’t exist anywhere but in my brain, so please forgive. You shouldn’t need the details to enjoy the story.



Summary:

Not as far into the future as we might hope the Earth is flooded by glacial melting and humans in their ingenuity have taken a few genetic pathways into no man’s land to ensure survival of the species. Minimal back story is that all of the ‘potentials’ didn’t meet with general approval and some ‘spin-off’ races were victimized so badly they chose to go into hiding. This is the tale of one man who chose not to stay there and the reason why.







Jensen sighed against Jared’s neck, his teeth loosening as the next set pushed forward, body sated and somehow still ready for more, ready for whatever Jared wanted.  )

The Taste of Innocence Taken is Never Forgotten 2/2
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Title: The Taste of Innocence Taken is Never Forgotten

Author: dontmembersam

Fandom: Supernatural RPS AU

Pairing/Character: Top!Jensen/Bottom!Jared

Rating: NC-17 for bloodplay and a bit of rough sex 

Word count: 5,900 (Okay, this was supposed to be a short sex AU with vampires and, well, yeah, my brain refused to stop so it’s a couple parts long now)

Prompt: “You Taste so Sweet”

Kink: Blood Play and Dirty Talk in a Vamp!fic

Disclaimers:

1) The usual – I don’t own any rights to the persons or situations depicted in this story, nor am I making any money from it. The events described are fictional (heck, we’re talking vampires here) and therefore should not be quoted anywhere else.

2) It’s an AU, so no canon or spoilers to worry about.

3) To my prompter: I’m sorry, but I discovered I suck (pun intended) at the dirty talk thing so I hope the extended blood play makes up for it a little.

 

 

Summary: At an indeterminate time, a new hemorrhagic fever has taken a very nasty turn and instead of simply killing its victims, it turns 40% of them into something more, or less, than completely human. Society as a whole behaves as society usually does. Still, a few struggle to do the right thing – always dangerous at best.


Writen for the Rounds of Kink Challenge and posted there

http://community.livejournal.com/rounds_of_kink/503967.html#cutid1


The Taste of Innocence Taken is Never Forgotten 1/2
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Title: The Taste of Innocence Taken is Never Forgotten

Author: dontmembersam

Fandom: Supernatural RPS AU

Pairing/Character: Top!Jensen/Bottom!Jared

Rating: NC-17 for bloodplay and a bit of rough sex 

Word count: 5,900 (Okay, this was supposed to be a short sex AU with vampires and, well, yeah, my brain refused to stop so it’s a couple parts long now)

Prompt: “You Taste so Sweet”

Kink: Blood Play and Dirty Talk in a Vamp!fic

Disclaimers:

1) The usual – I don’t own any rights to the persons or situations depicted in this story, nor am I making any money from it. The events described are fictional (heck, we’re talking vampires here) and therefore should not be quoted anywhere else.

2) It’s an AU, so no canon or spoilers to worry about.

3) To my prompter: I’m sorry, but I discovered I suck (pun intended) at the dirty talk thing so I hope the extended blood play makes up for it a little.

 

Summary:
At an indeterminate time, a new hemorrhagic fever has taken a very nasty turn and instead of simply killing its victims, it turns 40% of them into something more, or less, than completely human. Society as a whole behaves as society usually does. Still, a few struggle to do the right thing – always dangerous at best. 


Written for the Rounds of Kink Challenge and posted there


http://community.livejournal.com/rounds_of_kink/503648.html#cutid1


Everything I Am in the Open (Future Fantasy Jared/Jensen) Light NC-17
dripping wet
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Title:            Everything I Am in the Open (Future Fantasy Jared/Jensen)

Author:        dontmembersam

Rating:         Umm…not quite graphic enough for NC-17 so…hard R light NC-17 for a bit of 
                   unusual 
bloodplay

Pairing:        Jensen/Jared

Warnings:    RPS Fantasy equals no spoilers.

Disclaimer:  I’m fairly certain the men have never been together this way (seeing as how

                     I’m pretty sure Jensen is human) and if they were I, for one, am  

                     making no profit from it. Neither do I own any rights to the actors, nor am I    

                     reaping any benefits from this story aside from the  pretty pictures in my 

                     head. I think that covers everything.  

Words:         5,580  

 

This was written for the 100 Days of Summer and it’s the first thing longer than 200 words I’ve written since I made it out of the hospital so please forgive if I’m a little rough still, but deadlines must be met.      

 

Little Extra Warning: I know I’m making the cardinal mistake of referring to past events that don’t exist anywhere but in my brain, so please forgive. You shouldn’t need the details to enjoy the story.  

 

 

Summary:

 

Not as far into the future as we might hope the Earth is flooded by glacial melting and humans in their ingenuity have taken a few genetic pathways into no man’s land to ensure survival of the species. Minimal back story is that all of the ‘potentials’ didn’t meet with general approval and some ‘spin-off’ races were victimized so badly they chose to go into hiding. This is the tale of one man who chose not to stay there and the reason why.

 

 

 

 

 


Tracks in the Snow are All I Have Left
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Title: Tracks in the Snow are All I Have Left

Author: dontmembersam

Pairings/characters: Sam/Dean

Rating: Bare R, mostly from intimations

Warnings: Angst, heavy angst

Third season spoilers: None

Canon: Past any existing episodes, some months before Dean’s deal comes due

Disclaimers: I have no rights to the actors, the characters or Supernatural in any way. Nor am I reaping any financial benefits from this story. It is pure (twisted) imagination on my part.

Words: 2,006

 

Unbeta’d so all mistakes are mine (except the grammar ones, they’re Sam’s. I love first-person POV)

 

P.S. If your brain starts trying to read this faster than you think it should, just go with it. It’s supposed to. This is something different for me so feedback would be wonderful.

 

 


'Cause That's Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy 6/6 part B
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Title:     ‘Cause That’s Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy      6/6  part B

Author: dontmembersam

Pairings/characters: (Gen.) Sam, Dean, John, Pastor Jim, assorted OC

Rating: PG for some not so cute parts overall, but I edited this with the knowledge that a three and a five year-year-old would be listening to it and big brothers are not the best at leaving things out so…not too much to worry about.

 

Warnings: None…this is absolute crack/cute that takes place around 1986-87 (before massive paranoia and the Amber alert, when kids could still trick or treat in safety, and so on.)

 

Disclaimers: I have no rights to the actors, the characters or Supernatural in any way. Nor am I reaping any financial benefits from this story. It is pure (twisted) imagination on my part.

 

 

Summary: In the Winchesters’ case, teaching a four year old to read above his age level was probably not the best idea.

 

This is like one of those strange movies they usually put out in the summer (not suitable for small children, but too cute for adults) and I’m not sure how it happened. It started out all adorable as a crack/fic and then my five and ten-year old nephews found it and wanted more after I explained it, so I made it longer.  

 

And now, somehow I’ve ended up with some weird dichotomy of cute G angsted to a hard PG written so a three to ten year old age range can understand it. Anyway, my brain and my usual not g-rated muse are no longer on speaking terms, so I’m starting to post, hoping they will make up as soon as I’m done.

 


'Cause That's Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy 6/6
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Title:     ‘Cause That’s Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy      6/6

Author: dontmembersam

Pairings/characters: (Gen.) Sam, Dean, John, Pastor Jim, assorted OC

Rating: PG for some not so cute parts overall, but I edited this with the knowledge that a three and a five year-year-old would be listening to it and big brothers are not the best at leaving things out so…not too much to worry about.

 

Warnings: None…this is absolute crack/cute that takes place around 1986-87 (before massive paranoia and the Amber alert, when kids could still trick or treat in safety, and so on.)

 

Disclaimers: I have no rights to the actors, the characters or Supernatural in any way. Nor am I reaping any financial benefits from this story. It is pure (twisted) imagination on my part.

 

 

Summary: In the Winchesters’ case, teaching a four year old to read above his age level was probably not the best idea.

 








'Cause That's Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy 5/6
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Title:     ‘Cause That’s Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy      5/6

Author: dontmembersam

Pairings/characters: (Gen.) Sam, Dean, John, Pastor Jim, assorted OC

Rating: PG for some not so cute parts overall, but I edited this with the knowledge that a three and a five year-year-old would be listening to it and big brothers are not the best at leaving things out so…not too much to worry about.

 

Warnings: None…this is absolute crack/cute that takes place around 1986-87 (before massive paranoia and the Amber alert, when kids could still trick or treat in safety, and so on.)

 

Disclaimers: I have no rights to the actors, the characters or Supernatural in any way. Nor am I reaping any financial benefits from this story. It is pure (twisted) imagination on my part.

 

 

Summary: In the Winchesters’ case, teaching a four year old to read above his age level was probably not the best idea.

 

 

 


Drabbles that are no Longer Stuck in my Brain
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Title: Drabbles that are no Longer Stuck in my Brain
Author: dontmembersam
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: ummm…R
Warnings and spoilers: Boy sexing and none
Disclaimers: This is pure fiction and I’m only getting paid with feedback (hint, hint). I have no idea if the boys play like this or not, but nothing here should be taken as fact.
Words: 600

Summary: Three funnies and three not so.


'Cause That's Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy 4/6
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Title:     ‘Cause That’s Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy      4/6

Author: dontmembersam

Pairings/characters: (Gen.) Sam, Dean, John, Pastor Jim, assorted OC

Rating: PG for some not so cute parts overall, but I edited this with the knowledge that a three and a five year-year-old would be listening to it and big brothers are not the best at leaving things out so…not too much to worry about.

 

Warnings: None…this is absolute crack/cute that takes place around 1986-87 (before massive paranoia and the Amber alert, when kids could still trick or treat in safety, and so on.)

 

Disclaimers: I have no rights to the actors, the characters or Supernatural in any way. Nor am I reaping any financial benefits from this story. It is pure (twisted) imagination on my part.

 

 

Summary: In the Winchesters’ case, teaching a four year old to read above his age level was probably not the best idea.

 

This is like one of those strange movies they usually put out in the summer (not suitable for small children, but too cute for adults) and I’m not sure how it happened. It started out all adorable as a crack/fic and then my five and ten-year old nephews found it and wanted more after I explained it, so I made it longer.  

 

And now, somehow I’ve ended up with some weird dichotomy of cute G angsted to a hard PG written so a three to ten year old age range can understand it. Anyway, my brain and my usual not g-rated muse are no longer on speaking terms, so I’m starting to post, hoping they will make up as soon as I’m done.


 

Part 4 )

Hello family and friends, I'm still alive
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Mine, it's mine and no one's taking it away again! *Hugs baby tightly, growling at passing orderly* The man will arrive soon and then I shall never be parted from it again. He assures me the symbiotic existance and woman and laptop is now a reality. 

Short explanation of complications: Mommy and Daddy didn't get the usual blood test and the docs had to totally transfuse the one's negative RH out and replace with other's positive when I was born. Apparently this leads to all sorts of complications when inserting non-biological parts; slowly rejecting them and almost literally 'pushing' them out (the knee they gave me channeled Houdini very well), accompanied by massive fever and infection...yeah.

So now I'm a jello leg again, but, on the bestest side of the cloud, I'm now an emergency case and my semi-biological knee is being diverted and shipped as I type...hee hee, I'm gonna be a cyborg, who'd figured?

Anyway, I'm gonna get back to everyone (yes, you're first, Grandma) as soon as I can. Group thank you to my friends and totally awesome family for the bunches of flowers and CHOCOLATES and everything else. Love you, Jenn


Update
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Hello, I'm Sarah, Jennifer's nurse and therapist. I thought as long as I'm here posting the kitten thing for the children's birthday, I should let you all know Jac will probably be down for a while as there were complications with last night's surgery. 

I'm sending this here because I don't know every individual adress for the family and friends that have been asking after her. She's recovering nicely, but won't be able to do much in the way of answering yet. Don't worry, as soon as she is up and about, I'm sure she will be demanding this thing back.

                                                                                                                             Best day, Sarah

'Cause That's Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy 3/6
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Title:     ‘Cause That’s Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy      3/6

Author: dontmembersam

Pairings/characters: (Gen.) Sam, Dean, John, Pastor Jim, assorted OC

Rating: PG for some not so cute parts overall, but I edited this with the knowledge that a three and a five year-year-old would be listening to it and big brothers are not the best at leaving things out so…not too much to worry about.

 

Warnings: None…this is absolute crack/cute that takes place around 1986-87 (before massive paranoia and the Amber alert, when kids could still trick or treat in safety, and so on.)

 

Disclaimers: I have no rights to the actors, the characters or Supernatural in any way. Nor am I reaping any financial benefits from this story. It is pure (twisted) imagination on my part.

 

 

This is like one of those strange movies they usually put out in the summer (not suitable for small children, but too cute for adults) and I’m not sure how it happened. It started out all adorable as a crack/fic and then my five and ten-year old nephews found it and wanted more after I explained it, so I made it longer.  

 

And now, somehow I’ve ended up with some weird dichotomy of cute G angsted to a hard PG written so a three to ten year old age range can understand it. Anyway, my brain and my usual not g-rated muse are no longer on speaking terms, so I’m starting to post, hoping they will make up as soon as I’m done.

  

Follow the fic... )

              

 

 


'Cause That's Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy 2/6
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Title:     ‘Cause That’s Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy      2/6

Author: dontmembersam

Pairings/characters: (Gen.) Sam, Dean, John, Pastor Jim, assorted OC

Rating: PG for some not so cute parts overall, but I edited this with the knowledge that a three and a five year-year-old would be listening to it and big brothers are not the best at leaving things out so…not too much to worry about.

 

Warnings: None…this is absolute crack/cute that takes place around 1986-87 (before massive paranoia and the Amber alert, when kids could still trick or treat in safety, and so on.)

 

Disclaimers: I have no rights to the actors, the characters or Supernatural in any way. Nor am I reaping any financial benefits from this story. It is pure (twisted) imagination on my part.

 

This is like one of those strange movies they usually put out in the summer (not suitable for small children, but too cute for adults) and I’m not sure how it happened. It started out all adorable as a crack/fic and then my five and ten-year old nephews found it and wanted more after I explained it, so I made it longer.  

 

And now, somehow I’ve ended up with some weird dichotomy of cute G angsted to a hard PG written so a three to ten year old age range can understand it. Anyway, my brain and my usual not g-rated muse are no longer on speaking terms, so I’m starting to post, hoping they will make up as soon as I’m done.

Summary: Sammy has read a spell that changed him and now he and Dean are on the run, afraid of what their Dad will do when he finds them.



He spoke to John, “Can Sam read as well as Dean at his age?” )

'Cause That's Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy 1/6
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Title:     ‘Cause That’s Just What Big Brothers Do, Sammy      1/6

Author: dontmembersam

Pairings/characters: (Gen.) Sam, Dean, John, Pastor Jim, assorted OC

Rating: PG for some not so cute parts overall, but I edited this with the knowledge that a three and a five year-year-old would be listening to it and big brothers are not the best at leaving things out so…not too much to worry about.

 

Warnings: None…this is absolute crack/cute that takes place around 1986-87 (before massive paranoia and the Amber alert, when kids could still trick or treat in safety, and so on.)

 

Disclaimers: I have no rights to the actors, the characters or Supernatural in any way. Nor am I reaping any financial benefits from this story. It is pure (twisted) imagination on my part.

 

This is like one of those strange movies they usually put out in the summer (not suitable for small children, but too cute for adults) and I’m not sure how it happened. It started out all adorable as a crack/fic and then my five and ten-year old nephews found it and wanted more after I explained it, so I made it longer.  

 

And now, somehow I’ve ended up with some weird dichotomy of cute G angsted to a hard PG written so a three to ten year old age range can understand it. Anyway, my brain and my usual not g-rated muse are no longer on speaking terms, so I’m starting to post, hoping they will make up as soon as I’m done.

 

I’m putting the first chapter here because a couple of people who wanted to read it are not on my flist and I figured they’d be checking the site, but if you want to read more of the crazy thing please feel free to let me know and I’ll make sure to post the updates here too.

 

He was making plans the best he could, but he was just a kid, a freakin' little kid... )

 

This way to part two... http://dontmembersam.livejournal.com/18783.html


Guess you can't ignore it
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H i flist

I am so sorry to the people who don't have high speed and everyone else I just spammed. I'm so frickin embarrassed but my finger slipped when my therapist bent the knee the wrong way. So sorry, I feel like an idiot so please feel free to smack me upside the head. *Shuffles away in abject embarrassment*

Feeling like an outcast from the world
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 I'm lonely and I should update my tags or re-link my fics or...obviously I'm unmotivated as well. *Sigh*

A Perfect Circle of Three
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Title: A Perfect Circle of Three

Author: dontmembersam

Pairing: Jared/Jensen/Chad

Rating: NC-17 (adults only!)

Warnings: The standard boy sexing and some extra S & M (some painful toy play)

Disclaimers: I’m fairly certain the men have never been together this way and if they were I, for one, am making no profit from it. Neither do I own any rights to the actors, nor am I reaping any benefits from this story. It is pure wishful imagining on my part.

Words: 4,225

 

This was written for my muse and Pakistan’s newest (soon to be published) adult,  [info]ghausia

 

 
Happy birthday, G and I hope I’m here to write for your next one and the one after that…you get the picture, kid. (I know, I know, but I had to get that last one in)  

 

 

Summary: I suck at summaries and besides its pretty much straight PWP, so let’s just say the boys have their own definition of the perfect couple. See warnings, please.

 

 

 

 


I'm out and they can't find me!
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I was finally released from the accursed (okay, they were mostly nice) hospital and I'm home in my own bed so of course the first thing to do is catch up on all the fics I've missed...yeah...*off to get lost* Jenn

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